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As you can see by the posting date this was written on the 17th but.......................just as I was about to upload it to the server my whole system went down the shitter for real.  At first I thought it was just the modem but when I went to buy a new one I was told by the very young man in the shop that they didn't make those things any more and you could actually see him struggling mightly not to scream out STONE AGE SHIT GRANDPA!  But he was nice, (Probably needed the dosh.) and very kindly allowed me to purchase a brand new, all singing, all dancing wifi router and a nice new computer to attach it to.  But seeing as how a weekend intervened it first arrived yesterday evening.  And seeing as how we also have the family visiting, (With a small boy!  How much shit does an old fart like me have to take?) I was forced to go out last night to the Chinese emporium and fill my face, mostly with vino tinto I must admit and so I did not get a chance to set it up.  Which has taken me some time today as the smart ass router had to be programmed to be able to talk to my server and WTF do I know about that shit?  Nada baby, that's what.  So after about an hour on the phone with a very patient young man, I did manage to get it up and running.  But..................Still no email but the young man in the phone assures me that that is a problem at their end.  But anyway I've managed to get this far and I do hope all you faithful readers, (Both of you.) will forgive me my sins.  Did  I mention that it was my fucking birthday when I started this and it collapsed?  Perhaps someone up there is trying to tell me something, ya think?


FROM OUT OF THE PAST, YOUR FUTURE.

AND THIS IS A LOT CLOSER THAN MOST OF YOU THINK AFTER THE FUCKING RETHUGLICANS HAVE EMPTIED THE TREASURY DIRECTLY INTO THEIR FRIENDS POCKETS.  SOMETHING YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL BE PAYING FOR FOR WHO KNOWS HOW MANY GENERATIONS.


"I'm being taxed more and more for fulfilling the American dream," were the first words from Mr Wurzelbacher's mouth to Mr Obama on his street. The Democrat responded to him: "It's not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody that is behind you, that they have a chance for success, too. I think that when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." Herein lurks a real and fundamental philosophical difference between the candidates. "Spreading the wealth around" sounds good to Democrats. To Republicans it sounds scarier than Hallowe'en and close to socialism.

And here above you have what has become the most quoted dimbulb on the present political scene.  A good Republican to be certain,  (He is a registered republican and voted for the GOP in the primary) and a put up job if I've ever seen one.  McSlime needed a"Hammer" to bash Obama with in the final debate and VoilĂ , up pops "Joe the plumber" right on cue.  That he just happens to have a name in commen with one of McSlime's old pals from the "Keating five" days is nothing but a coincidence I am certain.

That the "fix" was in on this one is so fucking obvious that even those asswipes that call themselves journalists should have been able to smell it a long distance and without getting up off their lazy arses and actually going out and talking to people.  And the real give away was the fact that Limpdick, and O'Lally were all over this like stink on shit before they had hardly got the film out of the camera.  Why?  Because they knew it was coming that's why.  Plus our Wee Johnny the hero, McSlime just managed to weave it in during the debate no less that 28 times.  And seeing as how we have been treated to about a zillion total fuck ups when the Wee Hero speaks extemporaneously it was pretty obvious he had been coached, probably for hours, to make certain that not only did it sink in but that it stayed there.  Something he does have trouble with now and again.

And isn't it just wonderful that these lying fuckwits that are in charge of the Rethuglican lie machine forget to tell just a few of the pertainent facts about Mr. Wurzelbacher and his so called "tax problem".    Like who is it that has been in power for the last 8 fucking years?  And who it is that is spending 10 billion fucking dollars of your money in Iraq every damn month that goes by. 

Or who is it still today who is a firm believer in cutting taxes?  For the richest 1% that is,  and fuck all the Wurzelbacher's of this world. 

Well, as I seem to recall, the cocksuckers that pulled this little job off called themselves Republicans.  Just as I recall a certain Sen. from Arizona that was against it in the beginning but then after his wife poked him in the arse with something sharp and told him that she and her rich friends were the one's who were going to make it possible for him to show the whole world what a total horses ass he is, (I'm pretty certain she didn't exactly put it this way but poetic license allows old farts like me to get away with a lot.) he changed his tune and now this idea is one of the main recipes for disaster that are an integral part of his campaign.  After all, little Cindy the Barbie wannabe, was having a bit of a problem out in California with the payment of the property taxes on a couple of her "Homes" so she did need the money.  Although she claims that is was just forgetfullness that brought on the forecloser notices.  And oh how I understand her problem.  When you have 7 or more Homes it is must be a bit difficult keeping track of all the details wouldn't you think?  Not that most of you have ever had this problem but it would be nice.  Well, all you have to do is take a look at the picture at the top.  With this kind of living accomodations property taxes will be the least of your worries.

Nor have any of the suckers of the dicks of the mighty made any mention of the fact that their wonderful, patriotic leaders have just given over a trillion of yours and Mr. Wurzelbacher's hard earned bucks to their friends in the banking business, the same ones who have caused this fucking financial mess we find ourselves in at this very minute.  And just like McSlime is against government funded, single payer health care for the unwashed it is fine for people from the eilite like himself, another little fact that he fails to mention.  That this wee cocksucker has had free, taxpayer paid, and none of this single payer shit but totally free to himself, medical care since he drew his first breath.  But does he tell you about it?  In a pigs arse he does.  Of course he needs taxpayer health care more than the rest of us as you must understand for if darling Cindy had to pay for all those cancer ops. she would have probably just dropped one of her special pills in the old fart's coffee and then had a tax payer paid for military funeral.  I mean fuck!   When all you've got is some 100 million or so you have to watch every penny and I don't figure the old fart is doing her all that much good in the sack so who's gonna miss him? 



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 COMMENTS

Boy, aren't we glad you are back.  We were going through serious withdrawel here what
with no Grumpy for 5 days!
Don't ever do that again!
And we wish you having had a very HAPPY ONE too.
BTW. don't worry about McSlime anymore, he is toast.  No country in the world would fall
for a bull shitter like him, or would they?
Take care.
Herb
 
Thanks for the kind words Herb.  After all this crap they are most welcome.
But I can't help worrying about McSlime no matter what the experts say.  Remember, they got Deacon Dumb in the White house.  Twice!
 
GOM