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So the big night of Palin has come and gone.  And what a big deal.  Brought in after being forced on McLame by the ultra right wing lunatic Fundies at the very last minute she blew into town, read a speech written by someone else for someone else and suddenly she is the savior of the whole wide world.  Plus the Rethuglican party also. Well you can go here and discover how truly great she isn't.  But one thing she can do that obviously makes her the darling of the McLame set.  Lie through her fucking teeth like all the rest of them.  And that she is truly good at. 

According to the front page of the Nome Nugget of Sept 4th Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin has not resigned as governor of Alaska and will continue to command state government as she whirls around the country with Republican candidate Sen. John McCain campaigning for the Nov. 4 U.S. presidential election.

Palin released a statement Friday, Sept. 29, from Dayton, Ohio, where McCain announced his selection."It is the honor of my life to represent you as your governor, and over the next two months I will continue to do so. As the mother of five, I know how to multi-task," Palin said.

So it's obviously "SUPER MOM" in action here.  Or could it possibly be that running the great state of Alaska is only a part time job anyway?  Of course, giving orders to the Alaska National Guard constantly, which gives her really a load of "Command" experience will probably take up a whole afternoon in case it is ever necessary.  Experience that Obama has never had.  Of course, when it came to naming even one command she has ever given the ANG the talking heads of the Rethuglican's couldn't come up with one.

This coupled with her fantastic management experience.  Yes siree Bob.  Running a town like Wasilla really gave her a load of management experience.  Like how to manage a town the size of nowhere practically out of business.  'Cause as every one knows she's a fiscal conservative.  So conservative she left this fucking little wide spot in the trail with a debt of 20 million fucking dollars when she took the last dog sled out of town.  Not to mention the car wash she ran into the ground.  Big time management experience there for certain.  She should have stuck to washing dog sleds.

But then, aside from those little details we're gonna get a real huntin, shootin, fishin sportswoman to stand back of the semi senile, 4 time cancer, old fart just in case something happens.  You know, like the old halfwit falls off his perch before he gets a chance to blow up the whole fucking world and that sort of shit.  Sure baby, a real sportswoman she is.  Just loves that all time sporting event, shooting helpless wolves out of an airplane. 

Just like she's against all that pork in the Federal budget.  Except when she's all for it.  Like when she was mayor of that great metropolis, Wasilla.  A jerkwater town at the arse end of nowhere with a population of 6,500 frozen inhabitants that had it's own lobbyist in Washington?  Of course he was a partner of Jack Abramhoff and vetted by Sen. Ted Stevens, your in the dock senator, so that's allright.   So sure I'm agin it.  Except when I'm for it that is.  Just like wee John was agin the war in Iraq when he wasn't all for it.

And the Fundies really got what they wanted in her.  She's against abortion in all forms.  Even if the pregnancy happened to take place as a result of rape or incest.  Which is probably the case a majority of times up in the frozen North where the nights is long and you can't expect daddy to be able to tell the difference between mother and daughter every time.

And sex education for children in school.  Ain't havin none of that shit!  Same as telling them kids about how to prevent unwanted pregnancies.  Not havin none of that shit neither!  And she has a 17 year old, up the spout, daughter that's living proof of how well this shit works.  But what the fuck, it's those "Family values" that really count when the chips are down and the belly begins to rise.  And on top of all that the young buck that stuck it to her, in the name of "Family Values" of course, plays hockey so that's all right.  In fact, I imagine she's already pushing Mclame to find a spot in the cabinet for little Levi with the long pecker.  Hell, he's got all the qualifications.  Fuked up even before he started.  Can't beat that.  Shit fire man, he'd be perfect to head up FEMA.  At least he couldn't be much worse than "You're doin a heck of a job" Brownie now could he.

The real grabber of all this bullshit with McLame and his new dolly bird is the fact that they are going to tear ass and take names back in Washington and change everything.  Like who was it that fucked it up in the first place little John?  Not a bunch of Republican fuckwits in the Senate and House who gave Deacon Dumb every thing he wanted for the past eight years and licked his balls while you were doin it was it?  And it couldn't be all those lobbyists that are running your campaign now could it. 

 'Course you are sort of a specialist in leg humpin aren't you.  And this is the man that smeared you wife as a junkie and said your adopted daughter was your own bastard child.  Yes indeed, a man of principle you've always been.

And it goes without saying that a religious freak she is also.  Like this is what she said just a few months ago in her church: "Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending (U.S. soldiers) out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."

Just what the world really needs.  Another fucking crusader.  Well, unlike her I've been a soldier and calling on God for help when the shit is flying low is better done from a deep, deep  hole than from a pew in some church in Bumfuck Alaska.

Another thing that almost made me fall off my chair was all this bullshit they came up with about her international experience.  Started off by Barbie look alike, Cindy McLame, the wife of "I was a POW so you can't ask me that" John who said:  "Of course Super Sarah had loads of foriegn diplomatic experience.  Alaska is right next to Russia."  Well, perhaps.  But I haven't heard any reports from the "Summit on the Tundra" have you?  Or like her vast foriegn travel which also has given her great insight into the future problems that the US may face.  Why, she says she has been to Ireland, Germany and Kuwait.  And we all know that they might attack at any moment don't we.  Except she couldn't even tell the truth about this.  Her visit to Ireland was in fact, nothing but a re-fueling stop!  Don't imagine old Bertie Ahearn took his hands out of the till and rushed right out to the Dublin Airport to shake her hand now did he. 

But now, to give you a little relief I'd like you to have a little look at this vid. courtsy of Comedy Central and Jon Stewert.*

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*Alas, to tell the truth this is not due to the courtsy of Comedy Central and Jon  for like all other bits and snippits I use here I always check the terms of usage before I include them in my post.  But in this case I discovered that due to the fact that I do not live within the United States of America I was not even allowed to view their web site, let alone ask to borrow some of their material and was told in no uncertain terms to leave instantly and forget I had ever been there.  But seeing as how they do have a web site I think I will take this oppourtunity to explain to them that the WWW in the address of said web site actually stands for the World Wide Web.  Not the Americans only web.  So I have taken the liberty to adding this little bit here and since I am in no way using it for personal or monetary gain I do hope they will forgive me.

GOM

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